i have two moods: fuck you and fuck me
I had to scroll back up to reblog this because this post spoke to me on an emotional level
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WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
damn son you took that well props to you h
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my dash is a little too .. social justicey for my liking today so i’ma run away and be back tomorrow
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
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![I will sing to you everyday, if it will take away the pain. [source of pics]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/264589ca21d926cbc3abc12d81051e34/tumblr_mmusy9IyML1qjqbdto1_500.gif)
I will sing to you everyday, if it will take away the pain.
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when I reblog something with just a few notes, I feel like I’m supporting a local business
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this is such a cool photo idk why
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why does it matter if someone’s room isn’t clean
like it’s their own personal living space
if they want it messy and they’re comfortable with that then let them keep it like that it’s not your room and there’s this thing called a door that prevents you from having to see it so unless you’re going to go out of your way to spend your own time living in there calm down martha stuart
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i kinda wish i had someone to crush on to distract myself from how crappy my life is
I destroyed everything — and I will destroy everything again.
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